BATHTUB MURDER

Man Found Dead In Bath Tub

A local man was found murdered in his home over the New Year's weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bath tub.

The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes and the deceased had a banana protruding from his butt.
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...Police suspect a cereal killer.

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