I NEED A RAISE

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me."

"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"

"The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company."

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Diet Tip:

A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.

Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.

Justin Illusion...