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PICK UP LINES -- THE GOOD, Vol. 1

Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.

Responses will be posted.


I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

Pick Me Up...Or Not



Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock
and get a little boulder?!?

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The only reason I would kick you out of bed
would be to fuck you on the floor.

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Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.

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Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you,
I don't want to have sex without mutual consent;
and by the way, you have my consent.

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I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

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I'm rubber, you're glue. Let's have sex.

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Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?

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I'm not a slut, I'm just popular.
Wanna fuck me and be the Big Man on Campus?

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Would you like to try an Australian kiss?
It is just like a French kiss, but down under...

Pick Me Up...Or Not



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