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PICK UP LINES -- THE GOOD, Vol. 2

Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.

Responses will be posted.

Wanna fuck, or should I call my lawyer?

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Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it."

Whip it out and show me what you got,
so I can save the disappointment for later.

Happy Hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.

I'm like Domino's Pizza.
If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Looks don't matter,
I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.

Mine's bigger than his; want proof?

Pick Me Up...Or Not

Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.

Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?

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You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

Pick Me Up...Or Not

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