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PICK UP LINES -- THE GOOD, Vol. 3

Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.

Responses will be posted.


First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips,
then, I'll move up to your belly button.

Pick Me Up...Or Not



Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.

Pick Me Up...Or Not



Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?

Pick Me Up...Or Not



Do you wanna lick my tongue?

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If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?

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My dick's been feeling a little dead lately.
Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

Pick Me Up...Or Not



I'd like to get between your legs
and eat my way straight to your heart...

Pick Me Up...Or Not



Your place or mine?
Tell you what, I'll flip a coin.
Head at my place, tail at yours.

Pick Me Up...Or Not



The word of the day is "legs."
Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Pick Me Up...Or Not



Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say:
"Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

Pick Me Up...Or Not



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