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PICK UP LINES -- THE GOOD, Vol. 4

Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.

Responses will be posted.


Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?
No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Pick Me Up...Or Not



Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Pick Me Up...Or Not



Fancy a fuck?

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Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask:
"Do you want a fuck..."
(wait for a second and gauge their reaction)
"...ing drink?"

Pick Me Up...Or Not



Wanna play lion?
You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

Pick Me Up...Or Not



I'm a wrestler, let me take you down.

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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

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I must expel some seminal fluid.
May I use your body?

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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

Pick Me Up...Or Not



I want to thank you for [insert any event here];
grab your ankles bitch!

Pick Me Up...Or Not



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