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PICK UP LINES -- THE GOOD, Vol. 5

Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.

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I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.

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I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.

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Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

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Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

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Sex with me is a killer...want to die happy?

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Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

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If I were a Harley would you ride me? Would you anyway?

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Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

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Wanna get LUCKY!?

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