PICK UP LINES -- THE GOOD, Vol. 8
Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.
Responses will be posted.
I wish you were a screen door,
so I could slam you all day long!
Pick Me Up...Or Not
Wanna play war?
I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
Pick Me Up...Or Not
Touch a guy's shirt and ask:
"Is this cotton?" (Wait for response.)
Then touch his crotch and say, "Oh, and this must be felt."
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Oh my God! I think I love you!
Now lay down!
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I may not be the best looking guy here,
but I'm the only one talking to you.
Pick Me Up...Or Not
Do you like apples?
(If the answer is yes):
Well, then, how 'bout I take you home and fuck the shit out of you.
How do like them apples?
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Do you like jewels?
(If the answer is yes):
Well, then, suck my dick, it's a gem.
Pick Me Up...Or Not
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Pick Me Up...Or Not
Do you like my belt buckle?
It would look better against your forehead!
Pick Me Up...Or Not
Do you wanna come to the Marines,
or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
Pick Me Up...Or Not
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