PICK UP LINES -- THE GOOD, Vol. 9
Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.
Responses will be posted.
So, you want someone who will cook for you?
I'll cook for you -- how about tomorrow morning?
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Would you fuck a complete stranger?
(If "No," then, "Hi, my name is..."
If "Yes," then go for it!)
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Are you gay?
(If "No," then, "Wow! Me neither; let's have sex."
If "Yes," then, "Wow! Me, too; let's have sex.")
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If I washed my dick, would you suck it?
(If "No," then, "Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks?"
If "Yes," then, "Okay, I'll be right back.")
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Let's go fuck in a brand new limo.
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Look out at that night sky.
You see that bright light to the right of that red one?
That is a comet that is streaking toward Earth at 34,546 miles per hour.
At that rate, it will be here in about an hour.
So, wanna fuck?
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Nice fucking weather. Want to?
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You WILL go home with me tonight.
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I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
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Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive.
Can you recite the alphabet backwards? (Does it.)
Okay, now bend over and spell "RUN."
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