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PICK UP LINES -- THE GOOD, Vol. 10

Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.

Responses will be posted.


Can you lick your nipples?
No?
Can I?

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I'm not an expert in hardware,
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off. but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

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Approach someone, put out your hand and say:
"Give me five."
After they give you five, leave your hand up and say:
"Give me elbow.
After they give you elbow, leave your hand up and say:
"Give me shoulder."
After they give you shoulder, leave your hand up and say:
"Give me nose."
After they give you nose, leave your hand up and say:
"Give me head."

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You've been a bad, bad girl/boy. Go to my room!

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I'm hard. You wet?

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I'm a necrophiliac. How well do you play dead?

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Do you sleep on your stomach?
Can I?

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Playing doctor is for kids! Forget that!
Let's play gynecologist.

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Fuck me if I am wrong,
but you want to screw me, don't you?

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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?
(SLAP!)
Hey! What's the matter, you don't like pizza?

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