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PICK UP LINES -- THE BAD, Vol. 1

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Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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Chick do now.

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Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female receives two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

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I know where there is a good party,
they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

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Wanna see my dink?

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I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex.
What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy?

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Could you do me a favor?
Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

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Roses are black,
Violets are red,
What will it take,
To get you into bed?

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

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PICK UP LINES -- THE BAD, Vol. 1

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Chick do now.

I know where there is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Wanna see my dink?

I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy?

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

Roses are black, Violets are red, What will it take, To get you into bed?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Want more? Click Next...

I know where there is a good party,
they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex.
What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy?

Could you do me a favor?
Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

Roses are black,
Violets are red,
What will it take,
To get you into bed?