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PICK UP LINES -- THE BAD, Vol. 2

Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.

Responses will be posted.


Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
(Pull your pockets inside out and ask:)
Would you like to?

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Let's go make some babies.

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Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

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Hi, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

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Wanna fuck like bunnies?

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Hi. Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me that if you don't have sex with me tonight, my/your dick is going to fall off. We don't want that to happen, now do we?

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I WANT SEX!
Sorry, the doctor said that would help...

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I got a 14 inch cock, why don't you come home
with me and I'll let you ride it?

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Your chest looks a little sore.
Would you like me to numb it?

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Show me your pussy!

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