PICK UP LINES -- THE BAD, Vol. 3
Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.
Responses will be posted.
Hi, my name is (your name).
Did I mention I have a penis?
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If we were both squirrels
would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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Nice legs, let's eat out.
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What do you say we go back to my room and do some math?
Add a bed, subtract our clothes,
divide your legs and multiply.
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What can I do to make you sleep with me?
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Do you take it up the ass?
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Fuck me if I am wrong,
but haven't we met before?
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Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
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Hi, wanna fuck?
(NO!)
Mind lying down while I do?
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I am a magical being, take off your bra.
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