PICK UP LINES -- THE BAD, Vol. 4
Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.
Responses will be posted.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me?
(NO!)
Good, because mine is 8 inches.
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Hi, my name's (your name), but you can call me "lover."
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Hey, baby, I want to lick your thighs.
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(Silently mouth): I want a fig newton.
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Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head
and wear you like a feed bag!
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NOW, BITCH!
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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I like Spaghetti,
Let's go fuck!
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Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation.
To feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination
to increase the population for the next generation.
Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
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Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste?"
Why don't you blow me and find out?
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Alright, let's go...I'll give you half an hour.
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