PICK UP LINES -- THE UGLY, Vol. 1
Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.
Responses will be posted.
You remind me of a blue ribbon bass.
I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
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Hi, my name is Guerrermo. I eat pussy like a woman.
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I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas.
Wanna be my first participant?
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Are you going to the party tonight?
(What party?)
The one in your mouth; everybody's cumming.
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I think we have to make love on the front lawn
like crazed weasels NOW!
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Let's go get liquored up and rape each other.
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I'd rip out both my eyes just so you'd have more holes to screw me in.
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Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole?
(No.)
Want one?
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Hi, I'm (your name). I swallow.
Pick Me Up...Or Not
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