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PICK UP LINES -- THE UGLY, Vol. 2

Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.

Responses will be posted.

If it's true that we are what we eat,
then I could be you by morning.

Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.

You're dead sexy. Get in my pussy!

Pick Me Up...Or Not

Hey,good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?
Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

Do you have any tacos on you?
(No.)
In that case, will you make out with me?

Oh, you're a bird watcher!
(Whip out your unit and ask:)
Well, would you take this for a swallow?

Hey, you wanna do a 68?
(What?)
You go down, and I'll owe you one.

Tell me how my cum tastes.

Pick Me Up...Or Not

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