Billy Bits: A Farewell Tribute
Teacher Bill recognizes the importance of visual aids in today's classrooms.
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WATER COOLER WISH
Were you bad?
Is the evidence making you sad?
Follow the Great Leader,
but be careful what you plead "fer."
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And all this time we thought that was a rock, not a lock, in Bill's pocket.
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Is there a good reason why so many of Washington's monuments are...ummmm...so phallic?
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Clinton the Hopeless (or should that be Hopeful?) from the very beginning.
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Isn't is comforting to finally understand who, or what, was running the country?
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Is there a Kennedy connection in here somewhere, too?
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I'm just doing my job, Your Honor.
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Billy just doing his job, too, Your Honor.
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Yeah, you and every other woman on the planet.
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I wonder what miracle he'll whip up next?
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Hillary wins, in more ways than one.
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The Wishing "Well." (Or, "Well, Stupid, I wish we hadn't got caught.")
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I said, "UNDER the podium, you bitch!"
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Unconfessed Melody
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Mid-life Identity Crisis
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The naked truth: Bill needs glasses.
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I cannot tell a lie; it simply depends on your definition of "truth."
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Did the Frogs send that one, too?
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Thank God for tiny tits, at least Billy won't have to explain two black eyes.
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Does this punishment befit the crime?
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Honey, when I'm good I'm good but when I'm bad I'm better!
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And now the definition of "American People."
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Bill having trouble keeping it in his pants.
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Hollywood: another source of American pride.
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AMERICAN PIE
...in the face, so to speak.
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In spite of all the evidence, Bill continues to insist that he didn't do it.
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And yet another phallic legacy from the Clinton years.
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We think, at least we hope, he's trying to point that thing at his wife this time.
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If I...I...were King.
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Don't worry, honey, we won't get caught.
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Wow! A President whose brain is really in control!
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Well, that depends on Stupid's point of view now, doesn't it?
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Roses are red, violets are blue, come to my office, so I can screw you.
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Well, in a sense, the promise delivered. Just ask Monica if you can see her blue dress.
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It's not the famous pair's phone calls, it's their duet!
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Whaddya mean you ain't no 3-Dollar whore?
Well, okay, here's a tip.
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Is that your IQ or your, ummmm....shoe....size?
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How to get a-, a-, ummmm, a-head in politics.
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Everybody says, "It's this BIG!"
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Presidential definition of "That Woman."
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Anybody remember to wash the flag?
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Star(r) Centerfold.
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This is NOT my last great act of defiance, you bastards.
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Modernization and Representation.
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The new, improved Oval Office.
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Inspired by the President: New Anti-Smoking Campaign.
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Wifely duties.
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Presidential Papa's Precious Little Princess.
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Presidential Lie-brary.
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More teaching savvy from Mr. Bill.
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Trying to get Saddam's attention.
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Getting Saddam's attention.
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Not a liar, not a liar, pants ain't on fire.
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Looks like the tables have turned.
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You, too, can be a devil with a blue dress on!
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Whoever could have guessed that's what she was smiling about?
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Perhaps she needs a "PresKnee" kit:
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There, now, isn't that better?
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This doesn't have anything to do with that, does it?
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There goes the neighborhood!
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Best Picture, Best Liar, Best Special Effects, Best (Un)Dressed, Best Dirty Dress.
And the winner is...
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Uh-oh, "celebrate" and "celibate" got mixed up again.
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Arkansas, "The Natural State," complies with the letter of the law.
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The Military respects the President just as much as the rest of us.
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Monica, can you say: "L-a-u-n-d-r-o-m-a-t"?
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No thanks, Mr. President, but can I have a piece of that taco?
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Spit, girl! Spit!
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And she'll be checking it twice...
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Bloody hell! I guess these Titty Tattoos really got the voters' attention!
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...That means you, too, Moni-cunt.
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Well, Bill, you obviously can't take care of it yourself, now, can you?
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And just what did I do to ever deserve this, anyway?
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Ha! Ha! Ha! I win. Again.
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Ahhh, for Bill, it was obviously lust at first sigh.
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Bill gets help with his contacts.
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