LOST IN TRANSLATION IN KOREA

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The following poem appears on a beer pitcher sold in Pusan, South Korea:

Draft The Clean Beer
Beer produced newly

Beer comes in the mouth,
And love comes in at the eye,
That's is all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I hit the glass to my mouth,
I look at you and I sigh.

CROWN

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The government in Seoul, South Korea, received so many complaints about taxi drivers that it had to set up a telephone hotline for passengers who encountered rudeness or dangerous driving. To advise customers of this service, a sign was posted on the inside rear door notifying English-speaking passengers of the availability of an "Intercourse Discomfort Report Center."

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The warning label on a Korean kitchen knife cautions users:

"Warning - keep out of children."

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A man traveling on business in Korea spotted a young guy walking down the street in a leather jacket. Embroidered on the back in 2" high letters:

"Harley Dabidson American Road Machine."

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An importer of Korean-made holiday decorations ordered glow-in-the-dark witches riding on broomsticks for the Halloween season. At least that's what they thought they ordered. But when they received the product, the invoice that came along with it from the Korean vendor read: "Grow in Dark Witches with Dicks."

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