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LOST IN TRANSLATION IN THE GOOD OL' USA


The warning label on a can of insect spray reads:

"Kills All Insects" then adds "Warning - harmful to bees."


Nytol, a liquid medicine designed to help people sleep, cautions that it "may cause drowsiness."


The label on a cough syrup made specifically for young children reads:

"Do not drive car or operate machinery. Avoid alcoholic drinks."


The warning label on 500g packets of Sainbury's peanuts reads: "Contains nuts."


An American airline company was so concerned that passengers might not know what to do with its packets of peanuts that a printed message read:

"Instructions: Open packet, eat contents."



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