ANIMAL SEX TOUR

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SPECIAL EVENTS

12th Annual Series of Valentine's Day Sex Tours
February 10, 11, 17 and 18, 2001 at 9 a.m. and 3 p.m. and February 14, 2001 at 9 a.m.

Additional info about this event states:

"Giraffes necking? Hippo Harems? Rhino Rapture?

This internationally acclaimed, entertaining and educational event is conducted by an Animal Care professional.

The 2 hour event includes both a Safari Tram tour in the Main Zoo and an indoor presentation featuring up-close encounters with animals.

Romantic refreshments including Mumm Cuvee Napa, 21st Century Cuvee Champagne, generously donated by Seagram Chateau & Estate Wines Co., and chocolate truffles will be served.

Fee is $50 per person and includes the tour, refreshments and free admission to the Zoo for the entire day.

Limited to adults ages 18 and over.

Pre-purchased reservations are required."

But wait! There's more:

NEW! - 1ST Annual Valentine's Day Early Evening Sex Tour
Wednesday, February 14, 2001, 4:00 p.m. to 6:30 p.m.
Sponsored by San Telmo Wines

And the additional info for this one states:

"You and your Valentine won't want to miss this internationally acclaimed event which for the first time ever will take place during the magical twilight hours at the Zoo.

Your romantic escapade begins with a private 45 minutes Safari Tram tour through the Main Zoo led by an Animal Care professional, followed by exciting, up-close encounters with animals and an array of uniquely engaging activities in our exotic Aviary.

Sip San Telmo Argentinean wines generously donated by Seagram Chateau & Estates Wines Co.

Sample a bountiful buffet of savory hors d'ouevres from Destino, "Nuevo Latino Bistro," and chocolate truffles.

Listen to live Argentinean music and see live dance performances including a demonstration of the "dance of love," the Tango!

Fee is $100 per person.

Limited to adults ages 18 and over.

Pre-purchased reservations are required."

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What? You want to know where?

Only in California (of course).

At The San Francisco Zoo.

And I heard there's homosexual wallabies and lesbian penguins there.

Geez, I'd sure like to see that!

Justin Illusion...

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